The Fine Art of Washing Your Hands (so that you can use them on me!) 😉

When you enter my incall, after the introductions have taken place and the envelope has been placed on my table, I will offer my restroom for you to freshen up and/or take a shower. This courteous offer is less “going with the motions” and more of a suggestion. Should you still decline my advance, I will then request that you enter the rest room to wash your hands. No, this isn’t a clever ploy to get you to leave the room so I can count my payment, although this will be done. I really want you to wash your hands!

Those who refuse the use of my shower usually follow up with rebuttals such as, "I showered prior to coming" or "I’m fresh" and even though I know you truly believe that, unless you live next door or across the hall, you’re no longer as “fresh” as you think. Even though I will suggest, and would really appreciate for you to freshen up again upon arrival, the LEAST you can do is wash your hands, which is required for my dates. This doesn’t mean go stand in the bathroom and turn the water on just to appease me. NO, I want your hands lathered with soap, under hot running water.

From the time we’ve confirmed our date, you’ve touched the cash for my payment, your keys, door handles, your car steering wheel or Uber door handle, elevator buttons, your cell phone, etc. Your hands are NOT clean. Then you proceed to touch my  body, MY FACE (can we just stop touching providers faces in general?!?), my privates and some even want to put those same, unclean fingers INSIDE of my body… Do you see the problem here?? When you arrive to my incall, I will always be freshly showered with clean hands and everything else. After counting my full rate, I wash my hands again. When arriving to you for an outcall, I always excuse myself to the restroom to count my full rate and freshen up, yes this includes washing my hands. Hygiene is VERY important to me, and should be for you as well. While some providers may be okay with you skipping the suggested shower, PLEASE always oblige with the BARE MINIMUM of washing your hands, prior to the start of our date but after leaving your envelope in plain site.  😏

As the old saying goes, cleanliness is next to Godliness and since you can always count on a heavenly experience with me, why not do us both a favor and wash your hands?