I’m so glad you found your way here. You’re almost close enough now for me to pour you a drink and saddle up next to you… but first things first. Let’s get to know one another a little better. Clearly, your search for a little something more from your already full life led you to this page. I’m happy to inform you that you have come to the right place to find it!

DC sets one of the highest hospitality standards in the country… and so do I. Perhaps you’ve already read that somewhere about me? (Hello there, Slixa followers!) Perhaps your interest was piqued when I mentioned we could swap grad school stories over dinner, and that I happen to be a trained expert in the art of hospitality – some part of you rose to attention. Brain stems can be like that, can’t they? (Gotcha!)

If you have kept up with me this far already, you and I are likely to find ourselves caught in a steamy match of witty banter, no matter where we meet! Shall I prepare a brandy or a glass of red? Or would you like me to pour you something stronger? I can see we have sparked a connection so far.

By now you know I am more than just a pretty face (have you peeked at my gallery yet, just in case?) and I can tell we will share more than a few laughs…But before we go much further, we must discuss a certain four lettered F word that is an essential component of any intimate relationship…

Food, of course! (Are you blushing?) You should know that my family’s fine tastes established this priority list from the start. Italian heritage claims my devotion to the art (religion?) of homemade pasta. And love of lesser known or understated gems throughout the city from food trucks to fine dining. Take a peek at my packages page to find out more about this VERY important part of our relationship.

Now… if you think we are ready to move on, let’s take things to the next level! Fill out my screening form and let’s begin planning our adventure!

Date me at home in DC or invite me to fly to wherever you are!

Frequently Asked Questions

WHAT INSPIRES YOUR PHOTOS?

My authentic life expressed through the polished lens, and also sometimes the spontaneous selfies most inspire what I show this part of the world. I do my best to stay healthy and in shape, and updating my photos often keeps me motivated to keep going in those efforts. I pride myself on being the same person in the pictures that shows up to your door. 

DO YOU OFFER INCALL DATES?

Yes, I have a beautiful and private incall located in Arlington, VA just minutes from Georgetown and DCA airport. If you would like me to arrange an incall closer to you please add an additional $150 deposit and 24 hours of prior notice for me to secure the space.

WHAT KIND OF MEN ARE YOU ATTRACTED TO?

I have always been attracted to older men. Silver fox gents and sophisticated lovers have a way of melting me. However, I am always attracted to charming, respectful, clean, generous and fun gentlemen too! Variety is the best of life’s charms, isn’t it?

CAN YOU EVER HANG-OUT ON YOUR TIME OFF?

Thank you for the consideration, however I am only focusing on compensated arrangements at this time.

IS THERE ANY WAY TO GET AROUND YOUR SCREENING FORM?

No. If you would like to book an appointment you must to be screened first (full name included). If screening is not an option for you I respect your decision and wish you a wonderful time with a less-cautious companion.

ARE YOU AVAILABLE FOR DOUBLES?

I love doubles and as a truly bi companion I find them the most fun. If you have another companion in mind please feel free to book us together or ask me for a recommendation for your current city.  If you are interested in a double booking, please inquire about availability. 

WHAT ARE YOUR EXPECTATIONS OF ME?

I expect you to present me with my required rate at the beginning of each appointment. If we are in public, please be discreet and use a gift card or a small gift bag. I expect that you be a gentleman at all times and respect any boundaries I have. To make our date as enjoyable as possible, please be well groomed, freshly showered and have minty-fresh breath.

DO YOU LIKE GIFTS?

Yes. My love language is gifts and while I LOVE them, they are appreciated but never mandatory. You can find a list of my favorite things here for your convenience. 

WOULD YOU ATTEND A SPECIAL EVENT WITH ME SUCH AS A FUNDRAISER OR GALLERY OPENING? WOULD YOU COME WITH ME ON A BUSINESS TRIP OR VACATION?

I would love to do any and all of these things with you. I’m educated, well traveled and I think you would enjoy bringing me along. I dress appropriately for every occasion. Be forewarned because I will still turn heads…in the right way of course! You’ll love having me on your arm!

WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF DATES?

My favorite type of date is a dinner-date as I enjoy fine-dining and a carefree environment. This way we have plenty of time to get to know each other better, relax and have non rushed fun. I also enjoy luxurious overnight rendezvous and weekends with the right gentleman. Accompanying my business partners on work trips to conferences and conventions is also a favorite of mine, 

HOW DO YOU BEST LIKE TO BE SPOILED?

My love language is gifts and I love to be spoiled. While gifts are never expected, a thoughtful, and personal gift from a special someone always brings a smile across my face and memories to last a lifetime. If you are a gentleman who enjoys showering a woman with tokens of affection, then I’ve got some ideas that I’d like to share. Your generosity will not go unnoticed. Gift Cards Can Be Sent To My Email meetmariesimone@gmail.com